Tag: joke
group name: margieanneart7
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June 27, 2008 11:55 AM EDT --
MAN OF THE HOUSE
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU CAN BE
THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE". He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, "From now on, . . . more
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October 24, 2007 04:20 PM EDT --
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the . . . more
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October 24, 2007 04:12 PM EDT --
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when
she hears one of . . . more
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October 24, 2007 04:01 PM EDT --
I ♥ wal*mart
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their
sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when
they . . . more
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August 06, 2008 11:40 PM EDT --
Why was the turtle shy?
Because he wouldn't come out of his shell.
He loves this joke and I hear it ALL the time! :)
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October 23, 2007 12:43 PM EDT --
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks,
"Bartender, got any specials today?"
Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of
Fact we have a new drink, invented by
A gynecologist . . . more
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February 28, 2008 01:57 PM EST --
Question: What do you call a smart Blond?
Answer: A Golden Retriever
( This is a joke my friend Diane sent me. It is sufficient to say, she is a Brunet. Perhaps that is . . . more
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November 07, 2007 12:37 PM EST --
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the
time our divorce started and she got her license
shortly before our divorce was final, later that
same year.
. . . more
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July 08, 2008 11:55 PM EDT --
A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.
'How much do you want for the mower?' asked the preacher.
'I just want enough . . . more
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January 10, 2008 07:45 PM EST --
Here is a joke that i ran across today
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocainbecause . . . more
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March 10, 2008 03:45 PM EDT --
An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."
"Why not?" he asks. . . . more
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October 29, 2007 02:53 PM EDT --
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh!, Killed any?" . . . more
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March 29, 2008 04:42 PM EDT --
> A man boarded an airplane in New
> Orleans with a box of frozen crab.
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> A female crew member took the
> box and promised to put it in the Crew's'
> refrigerator, . . . more
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May 30, 2008 05:50 PM EDT --
Senior Ailments*
A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: "My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said one.
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May 31, 2008 04:20 PM EDT --
Only in America .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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June 07, 2008 03:58 PM EDT --
ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are
female jokes, and there are unisex jokes.. Here is a joke I consider a
true female joke. I offer it . . . more
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June 07, 2008 04:01 PM EDT --
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
Arizona dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had . . . more
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June 07, 2008 04:04 PM EDT --
>>> While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a
>>> roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal,
>>> they left the restaurant, . . . more
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June 11, 2008 07:20 PM EDT --
A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL
PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP
AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE . . . more
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November 14, 2007 10:32 AM EST --
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the
following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where . . . more
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